Wednesday, September 2, 2009

NPL 3.0!

Much Awaited NEC HCL ST premier league's new season starts tomorrow!

32 comments:

  1. Somebody needs to Update this Blog.

    Piyush

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  2. NPL sucks after it's first leg itself.

    Down with the Lalit Modi's and Manohars of NPL.

    We want NCL!

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  3. Guess who's dousing the Fire of Shadab and Sharib's Flame?

    It's BHUMIKA!

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  4. Guess who's scaring the shit out of the 9 male players of Flame?

    It's BHUMIKA again!

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  5. Why's Sharib and Shadab's legs trembling?

    It's not earthquake.....it's BHUMIKA.

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  6. Last seen, Flame bowlers are queuing up in front of BHUMIKA Bowling Academy to get some tips on Bowling.

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  7. How can you say ‘get out’ to Sharib San and Shadab San politely?

    Ask them to go to bat when Bhumika is bowling!!

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  8. Flame so much fixated with the alphsbet 'B' (as in Bhumika) is rechristening their team as Blame.

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  9. Height of Optimism: Shadab and Sharib applying Sunscreen on their faces while going to bat against Bhumika.

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  10. Why are Flame such big Sisssssies?

    They have so many players with their names starting from 'S' (Sharib, Sarthak, Shadab, Shruti....)

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  11. When one’s captain decides to give walkover to opposition haphazardly then team’s desperation is reasonable and it is evident here too.
    Now the only option left with NPL blasters to avoid third straight loss at semis is to ask all their players to change their sex and become female (I know half of them do not even need this operation ) and use (mis-use) the rule-book.
    As a universal fact FLAME spreads lightning fast and turns everything into ash regardless of their sex, fairness, composition and quality.
    It is time to see NPL Blaster captains’ capability to live with his words (which we all read through mail exchanges yesternight).

    More comments from NPL Blaster’s half females are invited.

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  12. Guys, Please use the side 'Express Yourself' box for such valuable comments :).

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  13. Why NPL blasters are so panic of change in rule?

    Let me guess...
    They are not capable enough to face FLAME players.

    I have a solution for NPL blasters:
    Play with four female player so FLAME can score atleast 216 runs in 12 overs.

    All the best!!!!!

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  14. A very well said proverb in Hindi...

    "Adhjal Gagri Chhalkat Jaye..
    Bhari Gagariya Chuppe Jaye"

    Jo Garajte hain wo Baraste Nahi.. :)

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  15. okay...so we are sissies because our name starts with "S"? Is that your "Logic"? Does that make Sachin Tendulkar sissy too? That is a P for Pathetic attempt from a P for pathetic team!

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  16. Seeing NPL Blasters game plan their name should change to NPL Beauties!!!

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  17. NPL Blasters are so terrified of FLAME,
    that they start questioning the NPL mainframe.

    One fine day they came,
    With arguments so lame,
    oozing with spite and shame,
    thinking they could stand,
    against us in the game,

    say 'NPL Blasters' or say 'blabbermouths',
    they simply sound the same
    All they do is keep forgettin,
    they are just a team of dames,

    They point their fingers at us,
    while 'sissies' is their own nickname.
    They should go find people,
    of their own size and frame.

    Come semifinals we're gonna shoot up to fame,
    giving them one helluva reason to remember our name..

    cuz all we know is the NPL Cup is our aim,
    and the title of 'NPL Champions' is for us to claim.


    Be ready blasters..to be set AFLAME!

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  18. Why Flame is wondering from Female bowler "B" Bhumika even they also have the option to opt for their female bowler because they replied on the mail of Partha after completing the league matches?....Sorry before their first match against NPL Blasters.

    I think they should wait and watch for NPL Blaster's batting against their main bowlers on the ground.

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  19. Well Said Raghu...

    Rama has given one Proverb in Hindi. I hope u agree with that...

    Let me repeat it...now in English

    "Barking Dogs Seldom Bite"

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  20. On another thought, NPL seems to have more 'PEEs' in them then any one else in the league (Piyush, Prashant, Priyanka, Pandita, Purohit).

    I wonder if we need to order tailor-made cricket kit with DIPERS in it for NPL blasters.

    Do you still need pee-male (opss! i mean female) bowler in your team.

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  21. Hi All,
    Is it possible that we discuss with sportsman spirit? It's a place for healthy discussion.
    Request you to please mind your comments, otherwise comments will have to be blocked which will be very unfortunate.

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  22. Phook mar kar....(NPL Blaster).....bhuj jaate hai(Flame)...... isn't it?

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  23. The general feeling is like next match is "Flame Vs Bhumika". Is it like that?

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  24. For both teams : LET YOUR VICTORY SPEAK !!!

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  25. Nice to have some frenzy & fire building up before SFs start,
    lets keep the comments healthy nyway.
    .....No signs of BHUMIKA(BHUKAMP->similie...no??) on the blog..she is the bone of contention here..somebody call her!!

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  26. Well said BoB. Just goes on to show that how unconfident is the team with the Best Male Bowler of NPL 2.0 against the team with the Best Female Bowler. Btw Sharib, the diaper idea is cool because when your team does something which starts with 's' you will need it more. That would be really handy for FEMAL....oops FLAME.

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  27. FLAME somehow is so lost with the NPL 3.0 rules that their captains got it all wrong. Shadab you only need 3 Female bowlers for bowling 12 overs. I hope the NPL 3.0 rules are not giving you sleepless nights.

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  28. Apparently FLAME has the highest number of Female player nominations in their team - 3, more than any other team in the competition!
    Strange are the ways of Flame; on one hand they want limited participation from Females and on the other nominate the maximum no. of females in their team!!!

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  29. FlAME ka naam gum jaayegaa, cheharaa ye badal jaayegaa
    Blasters ki aawaaj hee pahachaan hai, agar yaad rahe.....

    wakt ke sitam kam haseen nahee, aaj hain yahaa kal se FLAME kahee ka bhee nahee.

    Phoooooooooooooooooo, Bhuj gaye F L a m e.....

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  30. Hi All, No comments from any quarters?
    Seems everyone got busy after the SFs!

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